Saturday, August 30, 2008

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia



Got in a bit too late yesterday to give any updates. I had my fantasy football draft and then a few drinks and then it was 2 A.M. Not really all that psyched about my squad this year but, I'll give my thoughts on that later in the week.

All thoughts for our family turn to the city of brotherly love, as my cousin Cory gets married. We will all be heading up in a few hours actually and we'll stay until Monday. We are really looking forward to it and it should be loads of fun. Connor even got a jacket for the event.

When planning out the trip I realized that I've never really been to Philly other than drive around it. It's strange since we live basically one hour away. So I plan to relax and have fun but I must get a cheesesteak (Pat's or Geno's - either is about two blocks away) and I have to see Independence Hall (pictured to your left) being the history geek that I am. I do plan on bringing the laptop as I'm sure the fancy hotel we are staying in should have Wi-Fi so I'm unsure if I can do some posts or if I just wait until Monday rolls around. Either way is okay.

Since Philly is the topic and I have a habit of being at three beats behind what's new and fresh, (it's called getting older) I have a new favorite television show. It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia premiered on Fox in 2004 and I never watched but based on the recommendation of my brother ,who watched it from recommendation of the New York crew I picked up the DVDs at Target last week. It's been a steady ritual to buzz through four or five episodes before bed time. It's basically described as being Seinfeld on crack. Four people, Dennis and his twin sister "Sweet Dee" and his two high school friends, Mac and Charlie own a crummy Irish Bar in Philly. They are all liars and schemers and will do just about anything from running for political office just to get bribed to pretending to be handicapped. The show really picks up when the twins father shows up. It's Danny Devito! He hasn't played a character this great since Louie DePalma in Taxi. So I'm hooked and I have to hurry the Season three DVDs are out September 9 and the new fourth Season will start on FOX September 10. So I need to stay at it. But for now get acquainted with the gang.



Thursday, August 28, 2008

Can you lick the Mannings?

I hate Peyton and Eli Manning. Now you might think hate is a strong word and it may be. But I simply can't stand to see their goofy mugs promoting everything. So much so Direct Tv planned a station just to show all the Gatorade, Mastercard, Sprint and SNL shorts that they have done. Apparently the league forgot that they have several hundred other fine players to hawk consumer goods. I get sick when I hear an NFL football announcer talk about the great family pedigree they have. New Flash - Archie Manning was mediocre at best on an even worse team. Sure they now both have a super bowl rings and you'd have to admit that no one saw that coming. But, hey Eli, even Trent Dilfer has a ring so that doesn't mean you suck any less.

But imagine my shock and aww to see that last year's ridiculous Oreo promotion starring the two brothers has now been not only renewed but apparently enhanced by the amazonian twins of the Williams sisters.

I mean come on, the Mannings have superior sucking power and that will surely propel them to victory. Plus Eli's headband makes him look like a guy who plays pickup at the local rec. So he has that going for him, which is nice.

There is always the possibility that Eli will choke on creme filling and while Peyton attempts to perform the Heimlich he ruptures his spleen. But, I kid, I kid.

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Top Ten Superhero Movies Part Two

When we last left the blog, I had listed the bottom five. Now for the front five.

5- Hellboy (2004)

This is another clear example of style over substance. But there is so much style here. It involves Nazis and a demon from hell that decides to fight on the side of good, which is the USA. Ron Pearlman fits the part just right, with his oversized fist and quick wit. If that wasn't wild enough, somehow Hellboy must defeat Rasputin of all people. Lots of sweet effects. Let your brain take a holiday and blow things up.



4- Spiderman 2 (2004)

Sam Raimi goes a new route and looks at the home life of a hero. Spiderman is a young guy, he he can't hold a job, his girl left him, and his grades suck. If he could just stop dressing in a suit and and fighting crime. He's called back into action to battle Doc Ock, played by one of my favorites Alfred Molina. A sequel that surpasses the original, that doesn't happen very often.



3- The Incredibles (2004)

Why does Pixar always hit a home run at the box office with nary a bomb in sight? They always seem to get it right. Great story, character development, action and I could go on. There movies aren't just for kids, they are good stories. Love the villian Syndrome (Jason Lee) with his Heat Miser hair and bitter back story. Now just make the sequel so the family can go after the Underminer.



2- Batman Begins (2005)

Oh you want a darker Batman movie? Well let Chris Nolan turn out the lights. Everything handles so well, the backstory in Asia, two villians woven easily into the story, and the action. Plus he doesn't kill off Scarecrow. Not all movies have to end with the bad guy biting it in the end They didn't do that in comics did they?



1- (Tie) The Dark Knight (2008) and V for Vendetta (2006)

I already gave a detailed review of the Knight. The Joker was bad ass! Bale can't seem to find a lozenge and I can't wait for part three.

V was a movie that I saw my brother and cousin in Orlando and I just loved everything about it. V is the greatest hero ever. He quotes sonnets and whips out the greatest introduction ever for himself, and then he kicks your backside. He's a steriod pumped Zorro with a Guy Fawlkes mask. He as anti-establishment as it gets as he's ready to take out the huge head of John Hurt. Always remember the 5th of November.

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Top Ten Superhero Movies

This seemed like a natural follow up. The article got me thinking about which superhero movies I liked the best. Of course my one criteria is that I actually saw the film, so I can't put Iron man on the list yet. At least not until DVD.

10- Spawn (1997)

A surprising entry for me at number ten. The movie isn't about your traditional hero, a mercenary is killed and then sent to Hell and is offered a deal by the devil to return to Earth to see his beloved wife. In the end he must choose between good and evil. The look of the film is wild! Awesome eye popping effects. Great action and John Leguizamo as the Clown is nightmare inducing. All that covers up a stupid plot pretty well. Actually the HBO series was a thousand times better.



9- Unbreakable (2000)

It is a load fun bashing that cocky twit, M. Night Shamalamdingdong. But you must give even the most vain their just due. This follow up to the Sixth Sense is highly undervalued. It's a fantastic tale of a man (Bruce Willis) who survives a terrible train crash and meets up with an odd man (Samuel L. Jackson) who has a theory to explain it all. This twist was actually pretty good.




8- Batman (1989)

This is the movie that saved Batman for a generation. Tim Burton's tale goes darker than been done before and helps us erase the goofiness of villians like Egghead and the dance steps of the Batusi. Michael Keaton does a very solid job as the caped crusader. Nicholson is way over the top as Jack Napier and special props to Jack Palance. Kim Basinger looks yummy too. It was the best adaptation out there until.............



7- X-Men (2000)

I know that this movie did it's job because I really didn't know very much about these characters, never followed them in the comics yet still though it was entertaining. Fantastic cast. McKellen and Stewart are exceptional in their roles as the leaders of the two factions of mutants. Loads of action and has all the elements of a summer movie and franchise.



6- Spiderman (2002)

"With great power comes great responsibility." There is a lot to like as Tobey McGuire is perfect as nerdy science geek Peter Parker. I also love the choice of Willem Dafoe as the Goblin but why in the name of Stan Lee would cover up the face of such a natural baddie with a green mask? Special appearances by Bruce Campbell and "Macho Man' Randy Savage make this fun fare. Sam Raimi had an impressive start to a great franchise. He should have stopped after number two.

Look....up at the screen!


With the recent success of a slew of summer blockbuster movies about superheroes, most notably The Dark Knight and Iron Man and least notably the reboot of the Incredible Hulk (which wasn't half bad) the studios are going head on into making a plethora of hero related flicks. In fact, I just read this in the NY Times.


Emboldened by this summer's success with "The Dark Knight," Warner Bros.' movie studio is setting a new strategy.
The Time Warner Inc. unit, like some other Hollywood studios, is planning to release fewer films into the crowded marketplace. But the studio, known for making more big, expensive movies than most rivals, plans to make even more of those -- some centered on properties from its DC Comics unit, such as Batman.


Warner Bros. Pictures Group President Jeff Robinov wants the studio to release as many as eight such movies a year by 2011. "The long-term goal of the studio is to take advantage of what has become a very global market by focusing on bigger films that require a bigger commitment," he says. Warner Bros. films released last year grossed $2 billion internationally, about 42% more than their $1.4 billion domestic take.Mining the comic-book franchise is central to the success of Warner Bros.' strategy. Its lineup of "tent poles" -- Hollywood-speak for big movies that are the foundation of a studio's slate -- has thinned. Warner Bros. has been slow to capitalize on DC, and it now faces a rival in Marvel Entertainment Inc.'s Marvel Studios, the company behind box-office gusher "Iron Man."


Superhero films based on comic-book legends, like "The Dark Knight," have emerged as some of the strongest players in the global market, in part because they're natural candidates for tie-ups with consumer products and games that can also be marketed globally."Superheroes are more global than ever in today's commercial world, existing in 30 languages and in more than 60 countries," says Paul Levitz, president and publisher of DC Comics. The characters are "a world-wide export," he says.Marvel's 'Iron Man,' was a big success at the box office.

Warner has been slower to capitalize on its DC Comics characters. "
Films with our DC properties have the opportunity to support other divisions in the company in a way that our other movies don't," Mr. Robinov says, for example, with products such as a Superman game or toys. By 2011, Mr. Robinov plans for DC Comics to supply the material for up to two of the six to eight tent-pole films he hopes Warner Bros. will have in the pipeline by then.While big ambitions can result in a huge payoff, they can also end in huge losses. Warner's car adventure "Speed Racer" bombed at the box office in May. The film, said to have cost as much as $150 million, has taken in only $43.9 million in the U.S. Some other big-budget Warner films, such as spy comedy "Get Smart," also have failed to meet expectations.Earlier this year, Warner Bros. shut its two art-house labels, Picturehouse and Warner Independent Pictures.


The studio currently releases 25 to 26 films a year. By 2010, Mr. Robinov plans to pare production to 20 to 22 movies a year.A movie referred to internally as "Justice League of America," originally said to be for next summer, was planned as one of the studio's major releases. With that film, starring a superhero team, Warner hoped to spark interest in DC characters like Green Lantern who haven't yet attained the level of popularity of Batman.


But script problems, among other things, have delayed the movie.The studio said last week that "Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince," originally slated for November release, would come out next July -- on the same weekend that "The Dark Knight" opened this year. The Batman sequel made more than $150 million in the U.S. that weekend. "We just needed a July movie," said Alan Horn, president of the studio, at the time.Warner Bros. also put on hold plans for another movie starring multiple superheroes -- known as "Batman vs. Superman" -- after the $215 million "Superman Returns," which had disappointing box-office returns, didn't please executives. "'Superman' didn't quite work as a film in the way that we wanted it to," says Mr. Robinov. "It didn't position the character the way he needed to be positioned." "Had 'Superman' worked in 2006, we would have had a movie for Christmas of this year or 2009," he adds. "But now the plan is just to reintroduce Superman without regard to a Batman and Superman movie at all."


One of the studio's other big releases planned for 2009, "Watchmen," is the subject of a high-profile copyright lawsuit filed in U.S. District Court for the Central District of California by News Corp.'s Twentieth Century Fox.Based on the premise that superheroes are real people grappling with their own problems, "Watchmen" is an apocalyptic vision of their world. Fox says it is seeking an injunction to enforce its copyright interest in the film. Last week, a federal judge ruled that it may have rights to the property. News Corp. is the parent of Wall Street Journal publisher Dow Jones & Co.With "Batman vs. Superman" and "Justice League" stalled, Warner Bros. has quietly adopted Marvel's model of releasing a single film for each character, and then using those movies and their sequels to build up to a multicharacter film. "Along those lines, we have been developing every DC character that we own," Mr. Robinov says.


Like the recent Batman sequel -- which has become the highest-grossing film of the year thus far -- Mr. Robinov wants his next pack of superhero movies to be bathed in the same brooding tone as "The Dark Knight." Creatively, he sees exploring the evil side to characters as the key to unlocking some of Warner Bros.' DC properties. "We're going to try to go dark to the extent that the characters allow it," he says. That goes for the company's Superman franchise as well.
The studio is set to announce its plans for future DC movies in the next month. For now, though, it is focused on releasing four comic-book films in the next three years, including a third Batman film, a new film reintroducing Superman, and two movies focusing on other DC Comics characters. Movies featuring Green Lantern, Flash, Green Arrow, and Wonder Woman are all in active development.


This really isn't that surprising as Hollywood is notorious for milking an idea until it's past dry. I do have to say that as a fan of hero movies I'm most interested in Watchmen out in 2009, and the prospect of seeing a proper Captain America flick (the guy is a natural hero) and Green Lantern. There are still several good ideas for stories out there but once they dig too deep and pull Ant-Man of the chronicles of Apache Chief I'm out.

Monday, August 25, 2008

Rick Rolled Presidential edition

Let's be honest. Everyone loves Rick Astley. His silky dance moves, his deep voice coupled with his howdy doody physique and oversized trench coat. The phenomenon that is known as Rick Rolling hit it's apex on April 1, 2008 as every front page was redirected to his "Never Gonna Give You Up" tune. I should have figured that it wouldn't take long for some creative people to tie this in with the presidential campaign. So here it is. By the way I was surprised that Obama chose Joe Biden as his running mate. If you remember Joe had referred to Barack as "fresh" and "clean", certainly not like those other candidates. But he achieved anyway and I am looking forward to some controversial one liners as Biden does one thing no Democrat ever does - fight back. I await the hilarity to ensue.


Sunday, August 24, 2008

WTF?

I will say this about this year's Summer Olympics, it wasn't dull.

You had high points (Michael Phelps' 8 golds, Redeem Team win in basketball), controversy (Are China's gymnasts even double digits?) and oddities (W. holding the flag backwards, as well as personally inspecting Misty May-Treanor's booty and slobbering over Jennie Finch. Yes, that's our Prez.) But, this next one is in a whole different category.

If you have been on the internets at all the last two days you have seen this picture. The kicker is Angel Matos from Cuba, who upset that he could not respond to the injury time allotted him and was therefore disqualified in his bronze medal match. So he took out his frustrations on the kickee, referee Chakir Chelbat of Sweden, and launched one right in the choppers. The video that follows is the french feed because quite frankly NBC sucks. But the only time I've ever seen anything like this I was 1o watching the WWF on Saturday morning.





The strangest part to me is that the WTF (World Takekowndo Federation) is considering, that means thinking about, banning the guy for life as well as his coach. The coach claimed that his opponent, a Borat Sangiydev of Khazakistan had offered money to the official. Neither coach nor athlete was at all apologetic afterwards.

Wild, stunning, crazy all wrapped up into one Communist package.
The guy should be banned forever but considering the awful things that have occurred with people being murdered and deception at every turn in China. I'm glad this is all coming to a close.

London Calling in 2012.

Saturday, August 23, 2008

The Secret of Long Life

I forgot about this one last week. Ninety One year old actor, Ernest Borgnine made an appearnce on the dreadful morning show "Fox and Friends". However he did let all of us in on his secret of perpetual youth.

Friday, August 22, 2008

Catharsis

Well, there is no getting around it. Summer has almost come to a screeching halt as I prepare syllabi and buy new ties for the coming educational year. The transition never gets any easier. But, much like going to take a swim I chose to jump right in, instead of simply wading along, body part by body part. Believe me it's just better that way.

But, as I look back on what was a very good Summer, I start to look ahead to what Autumn shall hopefully bring me. We still have a big family wedding weekend planned in Philadelphia next weekend, as cousins from far and wide should joining together. We have the football season and fantasy football season to look forward to, as well as my continued blogging on Ravensgab.com - Check it out! We can get excited about falling leaves and dropping temperatures and I can get really excited about Octoberfest beers (They're already out!) more on that later. But, another thing that really has me jazzed is politics. With the election actually almost here I look to a voice of reason to help sort it all out and that voice is Stephen Colbert. Please listen to his gentle wisdom and then sign his petition below. If only because it would be really funny.





Let him speak! Let him speak! You know you want to hear him. He'll at least say something that you might remember and the laughing will distract you from the high price of gas.



BEER OF THE DAY


I've been a little lax on this segment, not for lack of drinking beer mind you. As I said I'm as giddy as can be that the Octoberfest brews are out, already, in stores, today. (GO! DO IT NOW!)


But, I must pace myself I must stretch it out. I have plenty of time to discuss the caramel sweetness to follow. I am noticing that beer companies seem to be following the same rules that Christmas follows, in that it's always best to put your product out two months before the actual season begins. But as I said there is time.


So instead I present - STONE PALE ALE from the left coast. San Diego to be exact. It is a very fine brew and it reminds of plenty of the west coast offerings I've had before like Sierra Nevada and Anchor Steam. Description;


"A very dark brew for a pale ale. Beautiful deep red color. Nose is some caramel sweetness, but hops are much more dominate throughout. As to be expected, this carries over into the taste, as the first few sips of this beer have a very long lingering bitter hop signature, which actually take a little getting used to. Caramel malt sweetness quickly takes a backseat to a complex hop flavor of grapefruit, grassy, and citrus flavors with a long bitter hop bite that seems to last forever. Fruity ester flavors meld nicely with the hop signature, and do a good job of keeping this highly hopped beer balanced. Mouthfeel is solid, about what it should be for a good pale ale."


Plus the logo is cool with the Gargoyle and all.
Beer advocate grade: B+
Jergs grade: B+
So, enjoy the weekend everyone. I plan to buy some school clothes, watch the Ravens game, and help my pops celebrate another birthday. But until then please take a look at this blast from the not too distant past in advertising as your MOMENT OF ZEN. What are you doing?


Wednesday, August 20, 2008

It Came from Bah-ston


It really shows a level of dedication and stupidity to actually paint your nipples red in support of your favorite sports team.

But, what can you do. It's August and you may wonder I could find such a picture. This is from the O's-Red Sox game from last evening. It's like clockwork that the O's, who are almost to five hundred which is an improvement but still only best for fifth in the AL East, are slowly slipping into the background and Baltimore fans turn to the mighty Ravens.And I thought things were getting better, at least in May they were. This then allows the cheerful fans from New York and Boston to scarf up the tickets and what you see above is the result. Camden Yards becomes Fenway South. An irritating fact for me to post but, this could fixed if the team just won more games.

Anyway the caption contest with my Bush holding the flag backwards picture yielded at least two fine captions, so why not do it again.

Please give your best caption and the winner will receive an all expense paid trip to Margaritaville, not the bar the actual place that only Jimmy Buffett knows about. Anyway, Caption away.

I'll try

"Wow, Hellboy really has let himself go."

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Mr. Sprigg's BBQ

Just a lazy Tuesday in August and there really isn't much going on. I am mentally gearing up for my return to school tommorrow for meetings galore.

Hooray.

Searching the net I came across something to make me smile. This is courtesy of Funny of Die.com, which is Will Ferrell's website. You can't help but want to move to the midwest and eat BBQ morning, noon, and night.


See more funny videos at Funny or Die

Monday, August 18, 2008

New event to Summer Olympics 2012

I would happily pay to see this added as an event to the next Summer games in London. Wild stuff compliments of Yard Barker.


Train Like LT

All this talk about superior athletes led to come across this new Nike commercial. Kimbo Slice shows you how LaDanian Tomlinson gets ready for the football season.


Sunday, August 17, 2008

Olympic Gold


The Summer Olympics is such hard thing to get truly excited over. It lasts for weeks. It contains sports that no one would ever play or compete in. If someone could explain the rules for cycling team pursuit I would greatly appreciate it. You have to stick with it at and the times that I switched on I had to laugh at the fake enthusiasm served up by Jim Lampley or the flat out goofy words that fly out of Cris Collinsworth's mouth. But aside from that there really were some things to get excited about.

First the obvious. Michael Phelps winning 8 gold medals was truly exciting and something people will talk of blog about for ages. Top it off that he's a Maryland native, a former Harford County resident and a huge Ravens fan just makes it seem a little more personal. I hate to name drop but I will anyway. My wife and I both had a chance to teach with his mom earlier in our careers in Baltimore County and she was always a very nice lady. Watching her fall after the seventh medal was amazing. The emotion was as real as it gets. So, congratulations and I will not get into the argument if he is the greatest Olympic athlete ever. Way too hard to compare. Besides it's probably Jesse Owens anyway.

Secondly, speaking of Track and Field. Watch this.


Usain Bolt from Jamaica is a cyborg! I am still blown away watching that video and I was so surprised that it took me so long to find it. The guy ran a world record and celebrated the last five steps. He could have ran a 9.5 easily. Just breathtaking.

So in the coming week I still want to see our heroes of roundball crush the competition and so far they doing just that on the way to a gold. We have also watched a bit a Beach Volleyball, men's and women's. I kept laughing a Nicki's commentary on best in the world Phil Dalhausser who just in her opinion couldn't block to save his life. I just thought he looked like a tall, skinny Billy Corigan but I thought he was a pretty weak blocker for being 6'9". I guess there has been a lot to watch and enjoy from these Olympic Games.

Friday, August 15, 2008

Ride the Express


I was able earlier this week to get out to most likely my final movie of the summer, Pineapple Express. The early buzz, pun intended, was good as Judd Apatow was teaming with Evan Goldberg and Seth Rogen for another comedy. It's worked before so why not now.

The story is fairly simple. Lazy court-process clerk and stoner Dale Denton (Rogen) has only one reason to visit his equally lazy dealer Saul Silver (James Franco): to purchase weed, specifically, a rare new strain called Pineapple Express. But when Dale becomes the only witness to a murder by a crooked cop (Rosie Perez) and the city's most dangerous drug lord (Gary Cole), he panics and dumps his roach of Pineapple Express at the scene. Dale now has another reason to visit Saul: to find out if the weed is so rare that it can be traced back to him--and it is. As Dale and Saul run for their lives, they quickly discover that they're not suffering from weed-fueled paranoia: incredibly, the bad guys really are hot on their trail and trying to figure out the fastest way to kill them both.

So you can imagine that there are plenty of strong setups for comedy. I do have to give Franco credit as he sheds his pretty boy looks for a greasy unwashed wig. He scored extra points when in interviews he was said to have studied Jeff Spicolli and Jeff Lebowski for the role. Also give supporting props to Danny McBride who plays middle man dealer Red. I can't wait to see "Foot Fist Way" when it's out on DVD and McBride has been plenty busy since then. Throw in reliable, Gary Cole as the villain and you have a good time.

I thought the movie moved along well and most of the gags and jokes were pretty well done. I didn't really care for the side story that Denton is actually dating a high school senior, who for some reason is in love with him. I wondered too. But, it did allow the girl's father, Ed Begley Jr. to curse multiple times and attempt to blow his head off. So if you want to laugh a bit this is worth checking out. (8.5)

OTHER MOVIES THIS WEEK
Futurama : The Beast with a Billion Backs (2008) - This direct to DVD "movie" is the second of four slated from The Simpsons creator about his take on the year 3000. I am a fan of the series that only went four before the plug was pulled. I did enjoy the first movie that came out last year so I was hopeful. For whatever reason, I just never quite got into it. The plot has The Planet Express crew working to fix rips between their universe and another inhabited by a planet-sized, tentacle alien (David Cross) which soon takes over the Earth and uses it's ability to control Fry to command an entire religion which takes over and convinces the inhabitants of Earth to abandon the Earth to live in a pseudo-heaven, leaving the robots of the world to inherit the planet. Hopefully third time is the charm for this under appreciated series.
(5.5)
Escape From New York (1981) - I know that I saw this a few times on cable. But I couldn't remember that much about it, which is a great quality my wife has. It's like a seeing a whole new movie! The year is 1997. New York City has been turned into a maximum security prison colony, when the American crime rates grows high. New York City is surrounded by a wall and the bridge is mined making sure no convict escapes. Snake Plissken,(Kurt Russell) a one-eyed former soldier turned bank robber arrives at New York after being sentenced to life imprisonment. Bob Hauk, (Lee Van Cleef) police commissioner who runs the New York penal colony gives Snake a job for his freedom. Snake is sent to find and rescue the President of the United States (Donald Pleasance)who is trapped in New York, when a terrorist hijacked Air Force One and crashed it into the prison. Hauk has Snake implanted with a bomb which is programmed to detonate in 22 hours, which will kill Snake if he fails his mission. Entering New York on a glider he runs into a deranged cabbie (Ernest Borgnine), chesty 80's mainstay Maggie (Adrienne Barbeau) and the Duke (recently deceased - Isaac Hayes). The story is interesting but this just hasn't aged well. Not even an appearance by Ox Baker can save this one as there isn't actually much action in this action movie. I guess some people with money agree, a remake is set for 2009.
(5.5)
Avenue Q (2003) - This isn't an official DVD, but rather a shaky illegal copy that you can pick up in NYC for 10 bucks. I was over my Aunt's and since she's a fan of the stage I checked it out. It's hard to explain the show, there are puppets who curse and they all live on New York's outer edges on Avenue Q. There are direct comparisons of Bert and Ernie and Cookie Monster in some of the characters. But the story is really centered around life after college when you are in that mid 20's age. Some really fun songs, my favorite was, "The Internet is for Porn". I really enjoyed it and it is still playing on Broadway as well as on tour around the country. It's not just a saucy puppet show.
(8.5)


Should be a nice weekend as I count down to go back to work this Wednesday. All good things must come to an end. The Olympics have been fun though as Basketball is rolling stomping Greece, Michael Phelps is only only gold away from tying the record and Chinese gymnasts are smaller than Connor. In honor of this great event, here is your MOMENT OF ZEN.


Thursday, August 14, 2008

Top 6 Music Videos

6- Buddy Holly - Weezer



OK, so I like Weezer. I think they have a great sound and some inventive videos. It's my list anyway. The best part is Big Al announcing the group. But really no Arnold. What the hell is Pat Morita too good for this send up?

5- Thriller - Michael Jackson



Of course the biggest video ever has to be on this list. "I'm not like other guys." Truer words were never spoken Mike.

4- 1979 - Smashing Pumpkins




Good Lord Billy Corigan is creepy. Wearing a turtleneck in the middle of summer? Just some cool kids crusing about in their Dad's car. The kind of stuff I'm sure Billy did all the time growing up, in between plotting world domination of listening to the Cure.

3- We're Not Gonna Take It- Twisted Sister



Looking for that father that just doesn't understand, call on Niedermeyer. He's a sneaky little shit. Dee Snider looks like he's war painted up for the Hippo Bar. You have to remember I was an 80's kid and this video still rocks.

2- Don't Come Around Here No More- Tom Petty

Tom Petty is a musical genius but also an extremely ugly hippie. As if Alice in Wonderland wasn't scary enough let's see how he has enhanced it. Dave Stewart as the shroom master caterpillar playing a citar and Tom in his oversized Mad Hatter cap looking innocent as ever. The vid culminates with the band actually eating Alice as if she were a cake. I wonder if this was just written after one of his acid flashbacks.

1- Sabotage - Beastie Boys


Vic Colfari as "Bobby" the Rookie and Sir Stewart Wallace as himself. I love their stuff anyway but when they did this take off on 70's cop shows you expected Starsky and Hutch to jump on the screen.

Top Ten Music Videos

10- Here It Goes Again - OK Go



I don't care how overplayed the song has been. It was on Madden 2007, it sells everything from beer to ipods. But, it's catchy and the video was fresh when it first came out. I still haven't figured out why the bass player is lip synching and not the logical choice of the lead singer. But, the stock in treadmills went up after this one. How many potential You Tubers went face first trying to recreate the band's difficult moves?

9- November Rain - Guns N' Roses



This is a rock epic of Lawrence of Arabia proportions. Clocking at over nine minutes it's easily the longest video on the list. By the way Axl, when is Chinese Democracy coming out?

8- Mary Jane's Last Dance - Tom Petty



Anyone think it's a stretch that Tom Petty would be pictured working at a morgue slow dancing with a corpse that just happens to be Kim Basinger? Nah me neither. "Last Dance with Mary Jane, one more time to kill the pain." No drug reference there either Tommy. But, I still love the tune.

7- Black Hole Sun - Soundgarden



This song always reminds me of my college years but damn is it creepy. The end of world as told by Chris Cornell. Lots of happy smiling people.

Top 20 Music Videos

Left one short from the last list as we count down my top twenty favorite music videos. So, on with the countdown.

16- Enter Sandman - Metallica



Easily the most excellent heavy metal song ever made. Perfect for workouts, pro wrestling matches, or getting psyched before bedtime. The dark shadows and some fantastic lyrics. "Exit Light - Enter Night. Take my hand. We're off to Never Never land". Peter Pan never said anything like that.

15- California Love - 2 Pac (Feat. Dr. Dre)



A post apocalyptic world just like Mad Max, only with rapping and dancing. The future also contains Chris Tucker, doing his Chris Tucker thing ending every phrase he utters with "man". Oakland actually doesn't look all that different.

14- Intergalactic - Beastie Boys



These guys always do something different. This time they mock the old sci-fi of the 50's and 60's complete with Pop n' Lock Robotron against a Giant Squid man complete with trident. They continue their habit of multiple roles and run around the streets of Tokyo scaring anyone they can find with various kung fu moves.

13- Just a Gigolo / I Ain't Got Nobody - David Lee Roth



David Lee Roth was the 80's. Teased out hair, skin tight pants and videos filled with scantily clad ladies. I would rush home from school in the prime of my puberty wishing for DLR's songs to get announced by Martha Quinn in the next hour. This was the start of several similar themed vids as Roth broke from Van Halen. The odd and unusual characters that inhabit the other parts of the show I have no idea of the purpose nor the inspiration. Guess that's why Dave TV never quite took off as it could have.

12- Keep Fishin' - Weezer



Chocolate and Peanut Butter. Weezer and The Muppets. Two great tastes that go great together.

11- Sledgehammer - Peter Gabriel



This insanely trippy video was certainly imaginative and hard to forget. I dare any of you to go back and search the lyrics of the 1986 chart topper. You may not look at the song the same way again.

More to come!

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Top Twenty Music Videos All Time

Yes, you heard it right. Twenty, expanding by ten. The best as determined by me. My all-time favorite videos since MTV bust through the door and that little astronaut planted his flag in cable television.

20- Pork and Beans - Weezer




I saw these guys at Loyola College around 1996 when the Sweater song broke on the charts. I still can still hear Sparz singing the chorus (off key). I love the song which returns to the Power pop roots of the band. The video has every non-celebrity you can think of, who due to the internets people would recognize. I guess they are V-List. Can't decide who my favorite to laugh at is - "Chocolate Rain" Tay Zonday or the Afro Ninja?

19- Learn to Fly - Foo Fighters



Tenacious D! Jack Black has become a bit more famous than his tubbier counterpart Kyle Gass. But they lend some fun to this video about life in the Airplane industry. "Learning to Fly"- Get it? Dave Grohl plays multiple roles a hell of a lot better than Eddie Murphy.

18- Virtual Insanity - Jamiroquai




This man in his scary terry cloth hat was walking on treadmills long before OK Go ever thought about it. A very cool tune on top of the visuals.

17- Once in a Lifetime - Talking Heads



The terribly sweaty and dressed like Buddy Holly, David Byrne always made me laugh with his jerky spastic movements to this 80's hit. He also wore the largest suit known to humanity."Look where my hand was." Classic line.

Gotta run. More to follow.

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

We are Siamese if you please


I had to get this one up quick. I am still a bit baffled and perplexed at the sight of the Spanish national team posing for a picture while they "slant" their eyes. But, here is the story, courtesy of Yahoo Sports.

Updated: 4:43 p.m. EDT
Spain's Olympic basketball team posed for an advertisement prior to the Games which appears to show all its players slanting their eyes, a move that could offend its Olympic hosts in Beijing. The ads, for a Spanish courier company, appeared in the Spanish-language newspaper La Marca.


As the uproar over the picture has grown today, more information about the advertising shot has come to light. The New York Times reports that Spain's basketball team is sponsored by Li-Ning Footwear, a Chinese company founded by Li Ning, the final torchbearer who was hoisted along the top of Beijing National Stadium during the Olympic Opening Ceremony finale. The ad reportedly references the Spanish team recently extending their contract with the footwear giant for another four years.


The Spanish-language paper El Mundo has a piece debating whether the ad was racist that basically calls out the British press for trying to smear Spain's good name. But they miss the point. Whether the picture was made in good fun is irrelevant. It was a ridiculous idea that was bound to upset a lot of people.It's baffling that nobody involved in the picture -- from the photographers to the players -- even seemed to consider that this ad would be looked at negatively. Did it not occur to somebody that it might not be a good idea to mock an entire continent before the world's largest athletic competition that, by the way, happens to take place on that continent. Were they not aware of an invention called "the Internet" that allows pictures taken in Spain to be transmitted all over the world for the eyes of everyone?



And now that the inevitable controversy has hit, they're still defending themselves when a simple, "the ad was in poor taste, we apologize" would have sufficed. This story would be slowing down if the Spanish Basketball team had apologized immediately. Now it's just picking up steam.



The Organization of Chinese-Americans has released multiple statements condemning the picture. George Wu, deputy director of the group, said, "it is unfortunate that this type of imagery would rear its head during something that is supposed to be a time of world unity." Response in Beijing has been muted so far.



Madrid is thought to be one of the frontrunners to land the 2016 Summer Games (the site will be announced next year). Could this controversy hurt Spain's chances of landing another Olympics?



Interestingly, the Spanish basketball team took on China tonight, winning 85-75 in overtime. No word on whether Pau Gasol was on the receiving end of any elbows from Yao Ming. The Chinese crowd did have a message for the Spainards though, booing vigorously during the
game.

Ignorance is .....

Here we go again, a third straight week of pointing out the shortcomings of others. In my best Lewis Black screech ; "JUST STOP IT!". This story actually broke on Friday but, I had to give it a few days to marinate properly before commenting.
IGNORANCE IS .......



SENATOR JOHN EDWARDS

In October 2007 The National Enquirer began a series of reports alleging an adulterous affair between Edwards and former campaign worker Rielle Hunter. In fact it also alleged that they had a child together. The Enquirer is not always the most credible source of information and he steadfastly denied any and all charges.

Now ahead to summer 2008 as Smilin' John is being discussed as Obama's running mate. The "legitimate" media, who seemed to skim over this story a year ago, revisited the story and began digging. It seems that Andrew Young, a member of Edwards' campaign team, claimed paternity of Hunter's daughter; although no father is listed on the child's birth certificate. Young has gifted several thousands of dollars to Hunter with no apparent reason as to why.

But, it gets better. Well, actually worse. Edwards' wife had been diagnosed with cancer. So he was having this affair while she was sick. The greasy politician did add that her cancer was in remission at the time, so I guess in his eyes that makes it better. See America I'm not a total scumbag. The paternity of the love child is still in question and Edwards has offered to take a DNA test. He still asserts he is not the father, but Hunter's sister has publicly asked Edwards to take a paternity test to verify whether the child is his or not. Hunter's sister claims that it is.

Well played sir, from White House hopeful to Springer guest. Quite a transformation. I love politics.



Monday, August 11, 2008

Stripes and Stars Forever


I just had to post this. If anyone feels inspired, please do you best to create a caption for this photo. The winner will recieve 1,000 imaginary bonus points.

Sunday, August 10, 2008

Sports and BBQ





I have to say after finally going to the Maryland Sports Legends Museum this past Friday night that I'm ashamed not to have gone earlier. If you are a Baltimore sports fan or just like things attached to Maryland then you have to get a ticket. I was very impressed with the wealth of information and sports history that had they had on hand and it was presented in a first class fashion. I really would like to go back and I'm thinking about making our next summer's guys outing to include this on the tour.

http://www.baberuthmuseum.com/ (same site for Legends as well; they are connected)

The reason I was there was to celebrate WNST's 10th anniversary of being in business. I have listened and continue to listen to the station for years and even though I haven't always agreed with some of the hosts I have said that no other place does more to promote Baltimore sports. Having that hometown feel isn't always a bad thing. So it seemed appropriate that they held their gala in this fine building. It was a bit surreal to look about the room and see such a mish-mosh of celebrities, some true and others "F" list. There was Brian Billick, former Ravens coach who I can't remember why we didn't get a picture with him. There was O's save leader Gregg Olson, Colts kicker Toni Lindhart, and car pitchman Scott Donahoo. It was definitely a fun time.


I was more excited about the smoky flavor originating from Main Street as the BBQ Bash was back in town. I was a little let down by our choice of Hess Barbecue out of PA. The ribs were well seasoned but a little chewy. But, our little guy literally ran out of gas as he was dancing for about an hour near the kids area with an Elmo shirt wearing man named only as "Uncle Pete". I give the guy credit. He was doing shows every hour from 1 to 6 and he still had some juice left at the end. But, I was able to buy a few Natty Boh shirts and did get a Pork sandwich from Jack's BBQ which was much better with a little hot sauce on it. Sweet, tender, and so good. This will only inspire me to cook my own pork spare ribs later this week and get it right.

This morning I settled in to enjoy some Olympic coverage. The smooth Jim Lampley was ready to dole out the news. I do have to get serious and mention the terrible news after day one. An American closely connected to the U.S. Olympic volleyball program was stabbed to death Saturday and his two companions were wounded, before their Chinese assailant leapt to his own death off the 13th-century Drum Tower just north of the Forbidden City in Beijing. Just awful.

Sorry, had to mention it. But I was ready for some basketball and it would be a good one with the USA taking on the host team and the vastly overrated Yao Ming. The game was close with about two minutes in the second quarter until our boys began to pull away and closed out with a 30 point win. It's a shame because the national team has received so much criticism, some of it deserved but I honestly want to see them smash every team. I am an American and nationalism does course through my veins. I want to see them re-establish superiority on the floor and it won't be easy but I am hoping for a Gold. Even though their will be critics no matter how they do. They didn't win by enough, they didn't respect opponents enough. they didn't pass, they didn't show proper fundamentals and blah blah blah. I could do a whole entry on my feelings about where USA Basketball went wrong but I don't have time for it now. But, I will follow the team with great interest and root them on along the way. Michael Phelps also won his first gold and we watched a bit of Water Polo. Hooray.

So I leave you with the official song of these Olympic games, with subtitles. (one curse word in there, so beware)

And remember China would like you to please ignore the Communism.

Friday, August 8, 2008

Who is the King?


A while back I alerted the readers to WNST's interesting contest to crown the King of Baltimore sports. They set up March Madness style brackets and had the fans vote until they came out to the ultimate winner. No surprise to me, the late Johnny Unitas will wear the crown. I will be heading to the Baltimore Sports Museum later this afternoon and met up with my friend Greg to see the proceedings at NST celebrates 10 years in business as well as the winner. Brian Billick will be there as well as former WWWF World champion, Bruno Sammartino. Maybe I'll get a pic or two.

The weekend won't be as busy as last but I plan on chowing down on serious BBQ on Saturday at the Bel Air Festival. We may look to plan one more outing as family either to the city or Dutch Wonderland or something like that as the start of school is somewhat in sight.

MOVIES I SAW THIS WEEK

Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay (2008) - I actually watched the first movie about our two ethnic stoner friends (John Cho) Harold or the MILF guy from American Pie and Kumar (Kal Penn) who was actually in that dreadful Superman returns movie and it wasn't bad. I would put in the "it's good for a rental" category. I actually thought the sequel was better. Lots of raunchy humor and once again a shroom eating Neil Patrick Harris playing himself. I liked the premise as it really pokes fun at the over conservative viewpoint of homeland security. Loved Rob Corddry as the blowhard US special agent. I guess enough people dug it as well since the third installment is being written. Hey, it's not bad for summer rental. (7.0)

Da Ali G Show - Season One (2003) - I hadn't watched these in a while but since I finished John Adams I stayed on the tv side of things. Also shown on HBO after a successful run in Britain. It's still had me rolling. The basic premise is there are three characters , an ignorant, wannabe-Jamaican British b-boy; an anti-Semitic, misogynistic but friendly Kazakhstani television reporter; and a homosexual Austrian fashonista--all played by Sacha Baron Cohen--conducting interviews on unsuspecting Americans, who include prominent pundits in the political system and celebrities, that reveal deeply hidden prejudices and challenge social mores within American society. There are only 6 episodes in this season and they are easy to blow through. Some highlights include, Ali G trying to become a Philly cop, Borat trying to get a date, and Bruno invading a fashion shoot. Be on the lookout since Cohen has retired Ali and Borat for his latest movie next year about Bruno. (10.0)

Another great event I forgot was this weekend is the Virgin Festival held at Pimlico Race track. I was able to slide in last year and just catch The Police and The Beastie Boys. I can't do those whole day festivals as much. Some other great acts on tap this year as the Foo Fighters and Stone Temple Pilots will be in B-More. So in honor, the MOMENT OF ZEN for Friday comes from England's loudest band.




Thursday, August 7, 2008

Seven Random Bits


Had a lot of items to discuss.

1- Dr. Horrible's Sing a Long Blog

I must give credit to my brother as well as my cousins who over the weekend raved about the internet musical starring Neil Patrick Harris as the would be member of the Evil League of Evil. The songs are catchy and I have to say the song "Freeze Ray" is in my brain for at least the next week. Joss Whedon is already planning another installment as the buzz and hits keep on coming.



Teaser from Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog on Vimeo.

2- Bret Favre Traded to the Jets

Thank goodness. Now ESPN can stop ordering Rachel Nichols to hide in Favre's dumpsters giving the people all the latest on this non-story. I hate to admit this but I agreed with Stephen A. Smith who screamed three weeks ago that this obsession with Mr. Wrangler is more than tired.

3- Ravens vs. Patriots : Preseason football

Are you ready for some games that don't mean anything? Yes I am too. It can't be too much fun watching Matt Cassel throw to guys that will be bagging groceries most of the game. But, it's football. Just a signal that the real thing will be coming soon.

4- Summer Olympics 2008

It's finally here. It's strange but I don't hear a lot of people really that psyched about the event. Of course I will want to follow Michael Phelps and his quest to break gold records. I also have a lot of interest in the "Redeem Team", though I hate the name, in reestablishing basketball dominance. I want them to win by 60 each game. But it's one of those events that you'll watch if it's on. I won't really get into the political implications of an Olympics in China. At least for now.

http://en.beijing2008.cn/

5- BBQ Bash in Bel Air

I can't believe looking through the blog that I haven't talked about grilling. I grill all year round and what tastes best is pork. So I am excited beyond words for the seventh annual competition to come calling this weekend. I will make a few stops for some ribs, pulled pork, brisket, baked beans, homemade slaw and on and on. One of these years I will enter and least just to do it and eat as much 'que as I can.

http://www.mdbbq.com/

6- 2008 Texting Championships

I once asked someone why you would text on a phone when you could just call them. You have a phone. I got blank stares as if I asked a question on astrophysics. A clear sign I am getting older. So, it's no surprise that only in America they have a contest to see who can text the fastest. Hooray!



7- Pineapple Express opens this week

Judd Apatow's comedy empire rolls on with chubby schlub, Seth Rogen at the helm. James Franco looks good as a Spicolli like drug dealer and I can't wait to see Dr. Ken in a cameo. This should best the last movie of the summer that I try to see in the theater.

Wednesday, August 6, 2008

McCain is in trouble now

Watch this Today show clip to get caught up to speed on old man McCain's latest attempt to smear his opponent.




I don't know about many of you but, wouldn't it make more sense for McCain to try and call Obama on his actual party platform. You can only mention change so many times without actually saying what the change will be. Instead, the personal attacks begin and they have nothing to do with the race. But, he's done it now. He's allowed the America's favorite super wealthy bubblehead to strike back and even throw her hat into the race. And it's not Hillary Clinton.

See more funny videos at Funny or Die




A sign that the world is slowly coming to an end. Even if it's a joke, I weep for America.

Tuesday, August 5, 2008

John Adams


I let the history teacher geek in my out in full force as I glanced in the aisles of BJ's and saw that the HBO mini-series John Adams was out for purchase. I quickly grabbed it, as well as Season Three of The Muppet Show for Connor. There was a lot to be excited about from an educational and entertainment point of view. First, it produced by HBO who has a nasty habit of making quality television. Second, was the source material that they were using was from Pulitzer prize winning author, David McCollough. His book "John Adams" written in 2001 was a best seller and chronicles the life of one of the most under appreciated men of the Founding Fathers. Third, Paul Giamatti would be playing Adams. Not only was it a good choice physically, Adams was often referred to as "his rotundity" by those in the Senate who didn't care for him. But also Giamatti is a darn fine actor as well.

The story begins with the famous Boston Massacre and John Adams actually defends the soldiers in the impeding court case. That was a fact that I did not know and it sets the stage for who Adams was. He was no loyalist to Britain by any means yet, he realized that law and justice were important principles to be upheld. That's an incredible fact to think about for those times. He acted on what was unpopular as well as dangerous.


You then are taken to the Continental Congress in steamy Philadelphia and you meet all the important icons that you learned about in school, Franklin, Jefferson, and Washington (who looks exactly like him). I liked episode two the best, since the only other account I had of this political event was the musical 1776. You get to see how delicate the balance was to achieve the thought of independence.
You then get to see Adams as an overseas diplomat and visitor to the foreign courts of France, Britain and the Netherlands. But, the most important thread of the story is his relationship with his wife, Abigail (Laura Linney). His letters to her and now renowned and you get a very clear sense of how important she his not just to him personally but to his political career.


John Adams is portrayed as the flawed character that we was, loud, obnoxious, and unyielding. But, he was also extremely moral, a devoted husband, and a patriot above all else. After watching I had pretty clear idea why he hasn't been given the credit he has deserved from the history books, mainly because he wasn't very likable. That doesn't mean he was a bad man, just hard to have a drink with.


If I had any complaints about the presentation, it would be that it did drag slightly as the later episodes seemed to follow the same format of going back to John and Abby sitting and talking a bit too much. But, I loved the attention to detail and the attempt to show things in realistic fashion and not just as a melodrama. The seven episodes went by pretty quickly and it only took several nights to get through the show. So for all of you like history or were bored by it should give this a chance and learn about a man who should be given more credit than ever was.
(10.0)


Monday, August 4, 2008

Too Much Fun for one weekend

I'm a bit woozy and trying to find my center as I think about the fun times we had over the weekend.

First, this past Saturday was a celebration of my cousin Cory's impending wedding which will take place in Philly over Labor day weekend. It's rare that much of the family can get together (we missed you Travis) in one place so it was a lot of fun. The wedding will be here soon and there will be a lot to celebrate and blog on about. Lots of food, brews, clever games, and what have you. I do have to share the very cool video/music piece that Justin put together to officially initiate Betsy into the family.

All Together Now!





That left Sunday to celebrate the birth of the prince of the house Connor. The house was packed with guests but for the me the fun was having family from New York, Tennessee, and Georgia who were in town be able to share in the little charmer's day. The wife and I got smart and had the bulk of the party at the Rock Spring pool which turned out to be a stroke of genius. A bit more relaxing and easier cleanup. We then were able to wind down as one of Nicki's best friends from high school Terra and her husband Kevin stayed up late with us back at the house talking about the old times and the new times ahead. A great time had by all but boy am I exhausted. But, it's all worth it.

Friday, August 1, 2008

In the Summertime

Ah, Friday is here and so is August. Two words : Hot and Humid. Our family has an exciting weekend planned. On Saturday we celebrate the engagement of my cousin Cory and his bride to be Betsy and on Sunday the fourth birthday pool party extravaganza of our pride and joy will happen. The social event of the season no doubt. We have many family an friends driving from near and far so the house will be packed and it should be a busy and fun time. So I may have to update on Sunday night or Monday depending on how exhausted I am.

So, I leave you today's MOMENT OF ZEN from 1970. The great music and jug band, Mungo Jerry. I think in this video they set up around 695 and just started to blow the jug and pick the Afro of lead singer Disco Stu (a.k.a. Ray Dorset.) Enjoy!